Between The Covers: Twitterpated
by Torch
1)to be completely enamored with someone/something.
2) the flighty exciting feeling you get when you think about/see the object of your affection.
3) romantically excited (i.e.: aroused)
4) the ever increasing acceleration of heartbeat and body temperature as a result of being engulfed amidst the exhilaration and joy of being/having a romantic entity in someone’s life.
*http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twitterpated
Springtime is a time for madness, passion, lunacy, and love.
Amber- “I caught myself staring at my boss’ tiny butt while he was at the copy machine. I was thinking it may be small but I bet I could bounce a quarter off it and catch it in my teeth. Whoa! Did I just think that about my boss? Bad girl… I could hear a scolding voice. But after that day, a man I didn’t find attractive I started to think about, then I started to notice other things, his humor, his guile. I found myself daydreaming about him, wanting him, surprising him… Fully knowing that what I wanted was a basis for a lawsuit. I finally decided to quit my job, never saying a word to him, not wanting to further embarrass myself. It has been almost a year and I still think about him, but I figure it will wear off eventually.”
Kevin- “ It can happen in a flash. I was sitting at a stop light, in the turn lane when I noticed this long red hair in my rear view mirror, then I turned the mirror a little as she was in the lane to go straight. My jaw dropped as she drove by. Hot Damn! Was all I said as my foot slipped off the break and I rear ended the car in front of me. Hot chicks are a driving hazard. My insurance company had no appreciation for my predicament. Really, it was the redhead’s fault. Right?”
Jessica- “I was at Herman’s with my friends and yes single and looking. There was this guy with dark eyes, dark hair, and that cool sexy air about him. We had been checking each other out most of the night, and locking eyes. I was working on my courage to approach him when he tapped me on the shoulder, I turned around, he gently cupped my face and kissed me. It was a perfect kiss, not too long, no tongue, just a soft kiss. I swear my thighs burst into flames. He smiled at me, and we never spoke. It was too perfect that single moment. I got hot just thinking about that for weeks.
Derrick- “It is hard to romance a girl and not be labeled as a stalker. I’ve seen this girl a few times in the library and figured she had a regular time to be there, so I left her some flowers on her regular study table with a note on it just before she showed up. The note said, ‘You are simply lovely.’ She looked around, and smiled for a moment, then got up and left. I thought she might like the romance of it, so the plan was that the next time she came to the library, I was going to ask her out for coffee but she never came back. I didn’t mean to scare her off. My friends said I was stupid and watched too many movies. I was trying to be nice.
These are stories we all know, do, or relate to in some form. You can be married, or in a relationship but the daydream is your own private place to entertain the ideas of someone you fancy. Most of this is completely harmless unless you wreck your cark like Kevin, or become critical and distant with your spouse or partner. Dreams are delicious and should be savored but real life is where it is happening. Good luck , this is the most wonderful and painful part of being human. XXOXOXXX
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